Birdshot? I Thought You Wanted Birdshock

Taser International, maker of the well-known stun gun, is developing a 12-gauge shotgun shell that can hit a person 100 feet away with the force of a fast-moving baseball and deliver a 50,000-volt electrical shock to the body. Vice President Dick Cheney has offered to test it out and Harry Whittington has gone into hiding.